Archival Science Databanks
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Female Holiday Helper
Requirement Sets 1 through 7
Hello there. Found any snowballs lately?
Requirement Set 8
These elegant black gloves are perfect for the woman who wants to knock them dead this holiday season!
Requirement Set 9
Every man secretly longs for a pair of black leather gloves like these.
Requirement Set 10
The woman wearing these dainty white gloves will be the true belle of the ball.
Requirement Set 11
Every true gentleman has a clean pair of white kid gloves in his wardrobe.
Requirement Set 12
Take a look and try to tell me that a girl can't look good in a black top hat!
Requirement Set 13
Who can resist a man in a smart black top hat.
Requirement Set 14
It takes a special woman to pull off this white top hat!
Requirement Set 15
A man wearing a white top hat is really something special!
Requirement Set 16
Everyone's heard of the beautiful and mysterious Lady in Red. What if you could be her?
Requirement Set 17
Not that I'm one to toot my own horn, but I know plenty of people who would kill for the chance to look like me, even just for a few magical days.
Requirement Set 18
Luggable hunters have been raving about these goggles!
Requirement Set 19
This black skirt is both professional and alluring.
Requirement Set 20
This perfect white skirt is simply irresistible!
Requirement Set 21
A woman an keep out the cold and still look killer in this black, fur-lined shirt with matching sleevelets.
Requirement Set 22
This white Basque shirt with matching fur fringes is ideal for the woman who wants to knock them dead, even in the coldest conditions!
Requirement Set 23
Who can say "no" to a man in gorgeous black leather shoes like these?
Requirement Set 24
Any man can be dazzling in these immaculate white shoes!
Requirement Set 25
This rich black coat will keep a man warm in any weather!
Requirement Set 26
This beautiful white coat is a must-have survival gear for any man when winter weather hits!
Requirement Set 27
Girls, make the holidays magical in this special red winter shirt!
Requirement Set 28
Whether he has a white beard or not, a man can't help but look festive in this red coat.
If you don't have enough snowballs for Requirement Sets 1 through 5 (first Winter Holiday event only)
Those are real nice snowballs. You just need four different kinds and I'll give you a pretty hat!
If you have all of the requirements for Sets 1 through 5 (first Winter Holiday event only)
Oh, perfect. Pick a hat, sweetie, any hat, and it's yours.
After trading for Requirement Sets 1 through 6
Now have fun, and don't shoot your eye out!
After trading for Requirement Set 7
You're in for a real treat!
After trading for Requirement Sets 8 through 15, and 19 through 28
Knock 'em dead!
After trading for Requirement Set 16
Enjoy! You'll find that Mouse was quite a coder.
Requirement Set 17
Happy holidays! Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
Male Holiday Helper
Requirement Set 1
These are totally impractical. You wouldn't catch me wearing them.
Requirement Sets 2 through 9
Women seem to like bathrobes, even when they aren't bathing. Go figure. I guess it makes a good holiday gift.
Requirement Sets 10 through 13
Snow looks nice, sure, but it'll ruin most footwear. Better use these boots instead.
Requirement Sets 14 and 15
These glasses work kind of like those snow globe ornaments that people get you when they don't know you very well--except you probably shouldn't go around shaking people's heads just to see the snowflakes whirl around.
Requirement Set 16
Suits don't normally come in a color this...bold.
Requirement Sets 17 through 24
These vests are the ultimate in men's modern operative style. I really don't know why we're giving them away so cheaply.
After trading for all Requirement Sets
Fine, don't thank me. Happy holidays.